mynaughtystory true sex stories & confessions

According to a sex poll I did awhile back, 55% of women said they had used a vibrator within the past week.  That’s a lot of fucking batteries.   For as long as I can remember I have masturbated at least once a day.  When I was little, I used to hump my pillow.  As I got older, I started using my fingers.  A girlfriend at school told me how she used her mom’s deodorant bottle to fuck herself while she fingered her clit.   When I was 16, my boyfriend who was a lot older bought me my first dildo.  I wore that thing out in less than 3 months.   Here’s a great webpage with tips and techniques for female masturbation.

Please take time to add my site to your favorites.  I would also appreciate if you would share my site with your friends by sending them a link.  I added a story tonight from Joel in Florida.  Joel has been using his big pole to fish for pussy and it looks like he is having quite a bit of luck.  The story is titled Sex On The Beach.  Happy Halloween everybody.   I don’t watch the news regularly because it is usually so depressing or just stupid. However a story today made me cheer out loud.  There is a whack-fuck religious group (Westboro Baptist Church) in Topeka Kansas that has been protesting at military funerals all over the country.  The group is led by Rev. Fred Phelps.  A Maryland jury today awarded the family of a Marine who’s funeral service had been disrupted by Phelps and his band of ignorant haters over $10 million.  If anyone was looking for a sign that there is a higher power out there, this is it.  It also restores my faith in the courts.  I hope these worthless inbred motherfuckers end up flat broke and eating Alpo.

I have gotten a lot of email and feedback lately expressing concern for me based on the difficulties I am going through with my divorce.  I appreciate your kind words of encouragement but I assure you that I am totally ok with the situation.  The reality is that my husband hasn’t been sexually interested in me in years and hasn’t been able to hold a job either.  I have been the anchor and sole breadwinner for too long.  I had only been hanging on for the sake of my son, but after the most recent DUI, I realized that the liability of staying married to a reckless drunk was too big of a risk to the family finances so I took the final jump and had him served with papers last week.

I just got home from a wild party at the home of my new friends Carmen and Ron.  Thanks for making me feel comfortable and letting me join your circle of wild ass friends.  I can’t wait to see the pictures you guys took.  I added a new story to the website tonight from Rick called Phi Beta Coochie. The story is about a couple of college friends and their pussy hunt or rather the Pussy Safari they recently went on and bagged a sexy Italian girl.  Thanks for sharing your sexy threesome adventure boys.  Finally here’s a link to a story about one really sick ass mother fucker from New Jesey.  A 24 year old lab technician named Anthony Marino was arrested for having sex with a 92 year old female corpse.

The topic for my blog update today is Sloppy Seconds.   Most girls have served up sloppy seconds to a guy before either with or without his knowledge.  Mandy sent me a very hot story about a recent Spring Break trip that she and her friend Amber took to Florida.  Short on cash they decided to fuck their way to Florida.  I am going to update my sex confession page tomorrow so take a minute to confess your sex secrets while you are here and share them with my readers.

I would love to get some feedback from my blog readers and site visitors regarding my site or your questions or suggestions.  I am looking for a few good link exchange partners.  If you have an adult oriented website and would like to trade links, contact me by email.   I want to say thanks to Carmen and her husband Ron from AFF for inviting me to their party tomorrow night.  I wasn’t sure I was going to be able to get out, but it worked out and I can’t wait to have some fun with you guys.

I spent the day working on the strip club directory on my site.  I have updated all the reviews and have everything updated to my new graphic layout.  If you have visited a strip club in the last 6 months please submit a review.  On a personal note, I filed for divorce on Wednesday and my husband was served papers on Friday.  He is begging me to take him back and give him another chance, but I am through.  Hey check out my posting on rankmytattoos.com.

The featured story is from Benny.  He found some secret emails that his wife received from a coworker revealing their affair.  ”My Wife Is Fucking A Coworker“   Readers of my blog have the ability to leave comments.  Please feel free to leave your comments.  I am looking for a picture of a guy fucking a pumkin to post on my site.  Are any of you brave enough to do that for me?  I would really appreciate it.  You can send that or any other picture to me at

The topic today is anal sex.  There are some interesting slang terms for anal sex.  Fudge packing, cornholing, greek, butt fucking to name a few.  I did a poll awhile back on the subject of anal sex.  A lot of women responded that anal sex is something they enjoy and regularly participate in.   Check out my tips for great anal sex.   I added a new story tonight from Rebecca.  Rebecca is in her mid 30’s and her sex drive is moving in the opposite direction of her husband’s.  She writes about a recent encounter with a fuckbuddy she met online.  The story is titled, “Come Around To The Backdoor“.   Check out the sexual lubricants on my toy pages.  Yesterday I discussed a guy who had a small penis.

You should know that there is at least one support group out there for guys who have large penises. LPSG (Large Penis Support Group) with over 30,000 active members.  I added a new section to my main website this week called the picture of the day.   Please check out my friends and favorite links page including girlsgonepro.com.   I am again asking for help to promote my site on the blogger’s choice awards site.  Please take a minute to register and vote for my blog.  

I had to put a catheter in male patient today at the hospital.  The poor guy was very self-conscious about his very small cock.  In my job as a nurse I see cocks everyday and I have seen some very large and some very small ones.  I have to admit that the young man today had the shortest cock I have ever seen.   He admitted that he was horrified with having to expose himself to me.  I really felt sorry for him.  I came across the blog of a man called “Lonely Weenie”  About growing up with a small cock.  The cock in the picture looks exactly like my patient today.

Just in time for Halloween is this giant dick costume, or the companion vagina costume.  My featured story today “Houston Hospitality“ is from Renee in Houston TX about a threesome she had with her boyfriend and a guy they met online.  I have a collection of other stories on my site about male, male, female MMF threesomes.  Finally I want to send out a big thankyou to Candice in Grapevine for hosting our naughty costume party next weekend.  I am going to wear my strapon dildo and fuck all the horny housewives who come out to play.

I got on Yahoo chat this morning and chatted with a few fans.  I don’t get the chance to do that very often.  If you try and message me on Yahoo and I don’t reply it isn’t because I am being rude, it is probably because I have too many chat conversations going on already.  I usually get flooded with PMs when I get on Yahoo.  I spent the day working on my website.  I have all but 4 of my stories converted over to the new layout.  I might get a couple more done tonight.  I will definitely have them all reworked within the next couple of days.  That has been a very time consuming process but well worth it.

My featured story today is from Jeff.  I got some pussy in Ohio is a story that Jeff wrote about hooking up with a sexy blonde married lady when he travelled to Ohio on a business trip.  I think a lot of men and women look for opportunities to get laid when they are out of town.   I want to thank Seth in Arkansas for sending me the generous donation yesterday.  Your donations help me pay for new stories and keep improving my site.

The topic of my update today is swinging.  My featured story is called Swinging Saved My Marriage.  A wife in Wisconsin writes about her first experience and how it spiced up a marriage that was headed for divorce.  I have a large and growing collection of stories dealing with the subject of swinging.  I am sad to report that I got absolutely no entries to my contest.   I may try the contest or a variation of it again in the future.   I want to remind visitors of my site to rate the stories that you read.  I will be updating the story ratings tomorrow when I do my updates.

Regarding my personal life, my husband has moved out and my sister will soon be moving to Texas from California and moving in with me.  I feel like a giant weight has been lifted from me.  I am going to see a lawyer next week.  Hopefully I can avoid the financial drain of my husband’s current legal problems.  The last time he got arrested for DUI, it cost me over $5000.  This time will probably be twice that.  I am looking forward to hanging out with my swinging friends tonight.  I haven’t been to one of the parties for 3 weeks.

My featured story deals with bondage.  Gloria sent me a story about her husband’s secret sex life.  At The Mercy Of Mistress Payne.  I haven’t updated my site since Sunday.  I have been dealing with some personal challenges.  My husband got arrested for driving under the influence again Monday evening.  I refused to post bail for him, and frankly couldn’t afford to anyway.  I wasn’t going to sign over the equity in my house to a bail bondsman either so Jeff sat in jail until this morning when his mom bailed him out.  He will probably go to jail this time.  This is the last straw for us.  I am going to file for divorce next week.

Our marriage has been one of convenience for a long time and it is anything but convenient for me now. I updated the sex confessions page last night.  I also posted a new sex question of the week.  I came across an interesting news story about a loser cop in Tennessee who stopped a porn star for speeding and then talked her into giving him a blow job to get out of being charged for possession.  The dumbass took pictures and bragged to his friends.  This piece of shit got fired and is being prosecuted now.

My website got a record number of visitors this week.  Over 60,000 unique visitors from over 129 different countries visited my site.  I added 15 new stories over the past 30 days.  That is an average of one new story every two days.  I am really pleased with the growing popularity of my site.  It gives me the motivation to keep making things better.  I didn’t get a chance to update the confession page today, I had to go into work.  I will do an update tomorrow.  Hey girls are you dissatisfied with your sex life?  I came across an interesting article on MSNBC today about talking to your partner about getting your needs met.

I got a great story from Ernie about his encounter with a stranded motorist this summer.  Ernie and his friend Steve ended up helping the lady with more than her flat tire.  ”A couple of Kansas farm boys and a stranded MILF.”  Hey guys… You might want to visit New Zealand on your next vacation.  According to an article I read today, the average New Zealand female has 20 sexual partners in her lifetime (three times the world average)